The jokes

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

You live in the airport.

You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.

When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.