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Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.

Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.

So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!

One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.

I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.

I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.