The jokes
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
I got kicked out of the library because I put the woman's right book in the non-fiction section.
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!