The jokes

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

They missed the homecoming games.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."