The jokes
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.