The jokes

What is the difference between preschools and my basement?

Little kids come out of preschool.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.