The jokes
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."