The jokes
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.