The jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.