The jokes
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.