The Little Mermaid jokes

Song

    • What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

    "Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

    Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.

    Shark

    • If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

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    • Shark

    • If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

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    • Iceberg

    • Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

    Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

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    • Seashell

    • Why do mermaids wear seashells?

    They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.

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    • Titanic

    • Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

    Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

    Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

    Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

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