The Last Supper jokes

Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.

What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?

One had the last supper.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.

Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.

Then the antidote becomes the most important.

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"