The Flintstones jokes

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

What does a rock and a girl have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.