The batman jokes
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
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Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
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Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
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What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
