Thai jokes

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?

Her boner.

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

What do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai Ping.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."