Thai jokes
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.