Thai jokes

A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?

Her boner.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.