Team Sport jokes

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

22 ants were playing football in a saucer.

One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”

Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.