Q. Why did Hitler shoot himself? A. Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? about nine months and a day
Steps to win a nerf war Step 1. Take out nerf bullets Step 2. Load hollow points Step 3. Win
Yes, sir.
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs. Blow up my guts like the 4th of July. If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry. Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'. Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan. When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing. Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'? He said yeah I'm not leavin'.
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'. Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby. That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven. Hawkin' f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC. Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston. Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'.
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split. Shout out Lil Baby. My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' on him if he don't have tits. I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz.
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs. They blow my guts like the 4th of July. If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry. There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole. Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso. Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh). But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that. Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden. The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden.
Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat. I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet. And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap. And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets. And I'm beatin' on my meat.
Bitch. We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs. And they gon' bust on my eyes.
Say Uranus but take out the ur
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist? Just take out his brain and there you go!
my mum said take out the trash so I took my sister
I have to take out the trash but I couldn't find you
I would take out the trash but my mom said u werent ready!!! XD
So when I'm about to take a shower my mom says take a shower when I'm about to take out the trash my mom says take out the trash
Where are you? I need to throw you out because mum said to take out the trash
Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... itโs infinity right? Me:No,itโs a waste of time. Girlfriend:Iโm breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide
Me: aren't they the same thing?
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Student: a plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left? Teacher: 203 Student: how do you put an elephant in the fridge? Teacher: You can't Student: yes you can, open fridge door put elephant in. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door put in giraffe? Student: no, take out elephant put in giraffe. The lion king is having a party, who isn't there? Teacher: let me guess, the lion Student: no the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge. Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how? Teacher: she stepped on the alligators? Student: no the alligators are at the party, Sally dies anyway, how? Teacher: she frowned? Student: no, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldnโt find you
I called my mom on Alexa and she told me "please take out the trash" and I said "but I can't ur not here
when your parents ask you to take out the trash you nock out your brother putting him in a closet and when your parent ask where he is you say i took him out like you said
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
If you're, Dad said take out the trash He means to take you out.
