My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit? Frankie: Pineapple duh what's yours? Tyler: Pineapple Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there? Frankie: Right Now Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom? Frankie: Now enough talk let's fuck Tyler: I fought you never asked
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.