What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses some say they’re still in the air
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
“I’m thinking about killing off the main character in this book I’m writing.”
“What type of book is it?”
“An autobiography.”
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bombers mind? His arse.
Why cant a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw u will be born soon.
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone...
He got hit by a train
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead
I’m taken,taken my own life bitch
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
i wish i was a dinosaur because all of them are dead
why did hitler kill himself .he new the war was over at the beging
What do you tell someone who has depression Answer: just hang in there
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink? the depressay expressay just kidding, bleach
what is an emos most hated game... hangman
because its rubbing it in there face that they cant hang themselves
Suicide is population control, repuplished
An orphan was chock g he called the ambulace i he forgot he's suicide and quickly HUNG up
