Striper jokes

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

I like strippers on me.

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

To have someone to call "daddy!"

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.