Striper jokes

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

To have someone to call "daddy!"

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

I like strippers on me.

What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?

A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.

What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?

A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.