Striper jokes

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

I like strippers on me.

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

To have someone to call "daddy!"

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.