Striper jokes

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

I like strippers on me.

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

To have someone to call "daddy!"

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

So she could have someone to call daddy.

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.