Stephan jokes
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.