Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
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What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
