Stephan hawking jokes

Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

He just couldn’t figure out who.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"

How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.