Stephan hawking

Stephan hawking jokes

Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?

His internet connection ran out.

Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

He just couldn’t figure out who.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!