Stephan hawking jokes
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.