Stepbro jokes

Why can't orphans suck dick?

Because they don't have a stepbro.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!