Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Starvation Jokes
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.