What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body
What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb
what room does a ghost not want to be in?
the living room
Why do ghosts love elevators, they lift their spirits!
Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal
Friend: Sure
Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead
Me: Aren't you my son
Friend: So that's what mom was trying to hide from me
- wanna hear a joke about ghosts? - no - THATS THE SPIRIT!