Speech Pattern jokes

If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.

When I got to school, I was speechless.