Speech Pattern jokes

Google

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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  • English

    English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

    Accent

    I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

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  • Speech

    I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.

    When I got to school, I was speechless.