Special needs jokes

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.

Why do special ed classes have fans?

To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.

I have special needs, and I was born with it.

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.

What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.

We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"

Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!