I have special needs, and I was born with it.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!