Special needs jokes

When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.

Why do special ed classes have fans?

To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.

I have special needs, and I was born with it.

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.

What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.

We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"

Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!