Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god" Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld"
Mother: "Yeah I picked you up at the giftshop on my way out" Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan"
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies spawn” - Sun Tzu
is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
What do you call a dead baby? spawn killed
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Where’s the best place to spawn camp at the hospital? The maternity ward.
Abortion another word for dying at spawn
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
