Spawn jokes

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."

Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."

Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."

Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."

Me: Hey friend!

Friend: Yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.

Friend: Touch.

Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)

Friend: Grass.

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass.

"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."

- Sun Tzu

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

What do you call a dead baby?

Spawn killed.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?

The maternity ward.

"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."

There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.