Spacesuit jokes

Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?

Because he didn't have enough space.

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

What is money called in space?

Star bucks.

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.

Why did the astronaut return to Earth?

She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋