Spacesuit jokes

Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?

Because he didn't have enough space.

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

Why was the astronaut washing her hands?

She was getting ready to eat launch.

What is money called in space?

Star bucks.