South Park

South Park Jokes

Dad

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Kenny

Why did Kenny die?

Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Wendy

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Orphan

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.