South Park jokes

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

They both say "Hello children!"

Why did Kenny die?

Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.

Wow, no SP jokes?