How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles. Ah, eagles, said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
When other people tell a joke; 3/3 people laugh. When I tell a joke; 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
