How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles.
"Ah, eagles," said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
