SOS jokes

"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"

"It was only the Bass!"

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.

A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!

Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.

Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.

I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Coca-Cola!

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”

The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!