SOS jokes
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. š¤š
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.