SOS jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Coca-Cola!

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”

The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!

You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!

I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.

I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"

Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.