SOS jokes
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.