SOS jokes
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."