My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
"Hey kid why are you so fat" "Why did you insult him thats not nice" "It wont matter hes def"
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
You're mama so slow she went by a TV and Miss eight episodes
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete laughed up.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Yo mama so black when god saw her he said (let the be light) but twice
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
