SOS jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.