So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Your so fat,When you step on a scale it says”To be continued”
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
"Me fa so?"
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Yo mama was so big she was iceberg that sunk the titanic
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
