Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
