It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
why are orphans so bad at baseball
because they don't know where home is
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
you so ugly that if you looked in the mirror you would walk into the light
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am high and so are you
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction
