SOS jokes

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.