Sore ass jokes
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."
The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."