Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
teacher: ok kids time to go home The orphan: what is home? teacher: here I have somewhere for you *puts in trash can*
Two drunk men spot a pig on some old farmer's land.
And they were real hungry (or so they said), and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.
And so they did, and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said, "Well goddammit, if it was a pig they wanted, why didn't they just take my wife?"
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
