My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
This days dating life is hard, you put your self out there and its hard to find someone, the only thing to do is turn to family
what do you call it when you rickroll someone in the lgbtq?
you just got fruit-rolled
Yep f someone says to you” I can’t roast trash” say well some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother
If someone says nobody asked you could say " well nobody asked for you to talk".
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on man keep your chin up. Wait which one
Someone walks up to his dad and says Dad what’s the difference between potentiality and reality soo ok the dad says to the son go ask your mother sister and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for a $1,000,000 so the son comes back 5 minutes later and said dad they all said they would sleep with the postman so son petentilay we have a million dollars but in reality we have two slits and a gay one
Why do orphans want a suger daddy? They actually can call someone daddy
Everyone always has a special person in there life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus
Why did the orphan go to church
To finally call someone father 😂😂
you so fat when someone call u fat u get depressed and cut u a slice of cake
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents? They cry... They scream.. with joy "Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents" Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didnt live to tell the tail...
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
I went to the super market one day and i saw a cEAsor salad for 69 dollars next minute someone comes up to me and says CAESOR DEEZ NUTZ
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings to words. "Sally, can you tell me what beautiful means?" Sally: "You.." Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what malicious means?" Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus." Teacher: "Great job Andrew! Now, what does fat mean? Johnny?" Johnny: "A pig." Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini-" Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me."
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?" Jo
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up." Nobody stands up. After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone." Little Johnny stands up. "Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?" "Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”
