Why do orphans like to go to church? So they have someone to call father. If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Anne Frank: this one time at camp. someone had to much gas
Shut the fuck up u fat bitch u always like to roast others but u cant walk up the stairs whithout passing out u fat stupid bitch and i caught you break into someones house just to steal a peace of candy fat ass bitch.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society? The Doughker
Someone said to stop hurting myself but I'm still trying to cut me arms off
What do you call a blind german? someone who can Nazi!
someone i know is an ant. i feel like a mountain to them.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middleschool.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he could call someone Father.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" great thing to say to someone horrible way to find out your adopted