Soda Bottle jokes
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”