Soda Bottle jokes

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.

How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.

Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.

In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.

Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.

Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.

A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"

Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.

You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.

Why is drinking soda so sad?

It's soda-pressing.