"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
All of us.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
