"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? đ¸
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, youâve gone softer than your old manâs dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God youâre so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
All of us.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
