Social Status jokes

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

Boyfriend

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

Community talk

I just told my brother that he's gonna be a 30 year old virgin and he just accepted it

Hey Julie, heard you got that wet, wet, wet Something for my neck, neck, neck Hey Julie, heard you got that drip, got that drip Something for my wrist, for my wrist Hey Julie Ooh, hey Julie Yeah, hey Julie, heard you got that drip, drip, drip, drip Yeah, something for my wrist, wrist, wrist, wrist Paparazzi sound like flick, flick, flick, flick (Flick flick, flick flick) Nikon, I'm an Icon like Will Smith kid, yeah M… Read more