Small People jokes
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Small People.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.