Small People jokes

Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Small People.

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!