Small People jokes
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Small People.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?