Small People jokes

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Small People.

Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?

Midget

Everyone is autistic midgets.

Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?