Skywalk jokes
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Community
I'm going to direct this at @lily, you made a post that filled with alts, all based off of known characters, eg Moxie, Anakin Skywalker or howver the fuck u spell it. Basically, I'm 100% theyre all alts and the reason me and mal were given mod was to basically stop, that, so to sum it up: If you use these alts to increase your followers, cause drama or do dumb/fuck shit up/etc etc etc. Well just ban, all the alts okay?
(Yes ill pay attention to the poll but don't rig it)