What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why did the anikin skywalker cross the road? To get the milk aand to get to the dark side
