Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
