Skywalk jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.

Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.

*also him*

Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Star Wars jokes:

Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!